Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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