The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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