Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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