she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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