How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
do nipples grow back?
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