it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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