we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
