ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize