The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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