Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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