turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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