he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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