i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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