Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Randomize
