Pappa wants mamma naked
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
