covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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