office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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