so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Never joke about your clitoris.
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