we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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