Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
