We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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