im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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