i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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