Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
there is glitter all over my balls
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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