google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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