Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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