we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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