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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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