Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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