one might say we're banned from that church
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize
