dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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