If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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