Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
