i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I can't turn off my feet"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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