So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
