Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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