Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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