so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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