Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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