Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
