It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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