It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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