dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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