scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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