so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
