would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
do nipples grow back?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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