windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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