what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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