dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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