I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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