what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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