I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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