Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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